Yoshirolla Kilomantra’s time has almost come. The big critical push is now. How much mass can we move with little work? We have finally been promoted from our lowly rank of Private to Dancing Private (not dancing privates to be sure). And now for content…

Over the weekend, we were introduced to a new game by Yoshirolla Kilomantra: Squatter. No, it’s not a game of finding an abandoned piece of property and claiming your right to it. The box and rules market it as somewhat of a learning game but Yoshirolla was quick to assure us that it is indeed a lot of fun. The full name of the game is Squatter: The Australian Wool Game. Yes, that’s right, up to six players can be squatters (owners of large grazing property) competing to see which one can improve all 5 of their paddocks into irrigated pasture! I know it sounds incredibly dull but Jen and I had some serious fun kicking Yoshirolla Kilomantra’s ass the other night. The key seems to be to buy and sell pens of sheep (your stock) whenever you get the opportunity. And to buy haystacks to lessen the effects of drought.

Yep, we learn new adventures from Yoshirolla Kilomantra all the time. Next week, he is taking us shopping at the yoshkarola disco pants factory.